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Thursday, May 22nd, 2003

Subject:the douche bag chronicles...
Posted by:workinclaslass.
Time:11:13 am.
First, my apologies for the cross post..but a girl’s gotta do what a girl’s gotta do to advertise her new community...ladies, gents...ever get perverted, insane, disgusting e.mails or instant messages from jerk-faced douchebags online?...ever find then somewhat interesting and often times hilarious and want to share them with others, to call out that moron who was talking to you..well here’s your chance in db_chronicles!...join the douche bag chronicles today!
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Thursday, March 13th, 2003

Subject:Bweheheh...
Posted by:onmyownroad.
Time:5:38 pm.
My evil plan of making my lab students has seemed to be put on the back-burner, but its all a part of my evil genius. You see, I may have given on of the girls a 10 on her lab and said "great work." But what they DON'T know is that that wasn't apple juice they used in their lab...it was another substance. No, not that. THAT!!! Don't be so tacky!!!

*out of character (I forgot the rules, eep)* This community needs to be livened up.
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Monday, January 27th, 2003

Subject:...
Posted by:senshiseiyuu.
Time:10:07 pm.
**walks into room**

Hmm? WTF? There's no one here! Ugh! My welcoming party isn't here...

**roams the halls of school, making rude comments at underclassmen (and some older) ... until sees The DEAN**

Hello, Mr. Dean. *smile sweetly*

Dean: Hello. *glare*

How are you today, sir?

Dean: Oh, pretty good. Do you have a pass?

No... *flashes grin*

Dean *smiles as well*: Ah, ok ... better get to class, then. I'll see you later.

Bye, sir! *to herself* Too easy!
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Posted by:onmyownroad.
Time:9:44 pm.
Mood:indescribable.
Hi, I'm a know it all teacher from Upstate New York who spends every waking moment in life trying to make my student's lives a living hell.

Really, I wish to control the world. This is impossible since I have a location tracker in the back of my head (the bald spot) which the police monitor at all times.

I also refuse to admit that it was not the scotch tape that caused fire to a certain calorimeter.

All in all, I'm just so great I could go on about myself all day and at the same time, list just as many reasons why you are a disgrace to human kind.

Maybe I just need to get a little....

OH YEAH!
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Posted by:senshiseiyuu.
Time:9:21 pm.
Mood: bitchy.
Hihihihihi! *sticks bum in guys' faces*

My goal in life is to make other people miserable so I get all the guys in the world to hug and to sit on their laps.

Oh. My. GOD! I. Am. An. IDIOT! And. A. WHORE!!

(OOC: I know. I'm not going to say her name, but if you know her and watch her, you'll know who she is *evil grin*)
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